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Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm 

Also known as "Creative Reach Algrorithmic Paradigm", or "CRAP", it is the process of an artist progressively moving further away from their artwork. The concept was coined by Australian YouTuber Draw With Jazza
"I started using the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm strategy to imorove my art skills, and it's really working."
"In order to successfully achieve the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm, one should use a pole with a sharpie on the end of it"
"The CRAP is crap"

Autistiska fingret

Det Autistiska fingret är när man slår sitt mitten finger ihop med ringfingret emot en fettig arm. Detta skapar ett klappande och autistiskt ljud.

Det är väldigt svårt att lära sig det autistiska fingret, men med lite träning så kan alla bli de ultimata autistiska finger snärtarna.

När du ska börja lära dig det autistiska fingret så är det viktigt att starta på djur och inte människor direkt. Detta är viktigt eftersom man kan enkelt bli anmäld eftersom det är så autistiskt.

Den här riktigt autistiska rörelsen uppkom när en spelnörd i året 2020 satt hemma själv och hade riktigt tråkigt. Han började utforska sina möjligheter att fördriva tiden med sina händer. Han kom snabbt fram till att man kan ta sina fingrar och skapa ett snärt ljud när man för tillsammans två fingrar i en snabb rörelse emot fläsk.

Efter att de unge mannen hade upptäckt den här nya historiska autistiska handlingen så började han experimentera med sin hund som inte kunde anmäla honom.

VARNING OBS:

DET AUTISTISKA FINGET ÄR HÖGT BEROENDE FRAMKALLADE OCH KAN BLI TOLKAT SOM SEXUELLA TRAKASERIER.
"Kom hit så ska jag göra det autistiska fingret på dig horunge"

"Jag behöver heroinet, kom hit"
"Ska vi gå till toan?"
Autistiska fingret by _-_e November 6, 2020

artistiphism

A common disease found among people who suck dick at drawing, painting, stamping, or any other artistic variation. Sufferers may find themselves sucking dick at one specific type of artistic endeavor, but being not too bad or even good at another. In the worst cases, sufferers just suck dick at everything art-related no matter how much effort they put forth. A very good justification for being fucking terrible at anything art-related. Similar to artistically challenged, just a better excuse.
Person A:"Dude, your photography skills are amazing! But what's that piece of shit painting you created over there?"
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."

Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."
artistiphism by pee-223 May 26, 2014
excessive love or admiration of one’s own buttocks \ arsissist: one who engages in arsissism
Whether it was a touch of OCD or full on arsissism I couldn’t say -- but in every car and shop window we passed, she would gaze at the reflection of her dazzling derrière.

ringtone artists 

Any artist that creates a song whose general spirit, intent and meaning can be gathered from its ringtone clip.
Any artist that has a song catalog greater than 50% of which can be purchased as a ringtone.

Any artist that has sold more ringtones than albums.
Those artists whose songs you would not pay 99 cent to download, but for whose ringtones you would pay 3 times that amount.

Ringtone Artists are neither good nor bad and can be of any genre of music from any country and from any generation.
Have you heard Soulja Boy's Tell 'Em? Yeah, he's just another one of those ringtone artists.

Can substitute:
Rihanna

Fergie

T-pain

Kenny Loggins
ringtone artists by Joe Procita October 31, 2007

Artists' Lung 

1. Like black lung or white lung except not. More fruity even.

2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.