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Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.
When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.
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artisanal 

A marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived "regular" products.
Have you been to Spyhouse Coffee shop yet for their new artisanal soy latte? It's made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy in Guatemala. So good.
artisanal by Supermodified May 1, 2012
A beautiful girl that is wonderful in every way. If you know an Artika keep her close because she is the best thing that can happen in your life. She is caring, a lovely friend, intelligent, and all around amazing. Whenever an Artika steps into the room, the room lights up. Artika is beautiful on the inside and outside and all the boys go crazy for her!
Girl #1: I wish I was an Artika
Girl #2: Me too
Random boy: You'll never be an Artika, she's just too good
artika by ALLHANDLESARETAKEN November 28, 2016
the most kindest and beautiful girl you will ever meet . yeah she’s cares to much but it’s the greats thing about her . And when she falls in love she falls hard. Everyone is into her boys and girls , yes she has haters but everyone does . don’t get on her bad side bc she’s f*** you up . don’t dare mess with her friends or family bc you won’t win that fight . but at the same time she’s the nicest and most sweetest person you will ever meet . don’t lie to her or make her second guess you bc once she’s gone she’s gone . you don’t wanna lose her bc she’ll be the greatest thing to ever happen you that goes with everything friendship , relationship , whatever it is . she makes the work a little brighter and a little easier everyday . SHES ALSO SOOOO THICK BUT she’s usually short
“ Bro Ariday’s the most coolest girl ever !”
“ OMG HAVE YOU MET ARIDAY SHES SOO BEAUTIFUL
I wonder If she’s into girls”
ariday by Jademike November 17, 2019

artifact children 

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa
An Artina is a loyal and great friend; she always has your back. You can trust Artina without being worried that something will go wrong. She is funny, caring, and an amazing friend to have. Anybody would be super lucky to have an Artina as their friend, and even luckier to have her as a best friend.
I wish I could be friends with Artina *.
Artina * by A Lara May 25, 2018