arseholeitis 

An arsehole of the highest degree.

An arsehole suffers from severe arseholeitis

Pete has a case of arseholeitis

arseholeitis by Th3 tw4t5 nobsrus April 19, 2017

assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

Arseholeification

(alternate spelling ; assholeification) The transformation from a normal person into a complete arsehole.

The Arseholeification the human race has begun.

Arseholeification by Crackers_54 December 15, 2025