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When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your cheeks are burning.
Hey man I had Taco Bell the other day and it gave me really bad arse-on.
Arse-on by 4we80m3 Mustache December 1, 2020

Warm arse on the lap 

Irish term. Another term for spooning.
Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap
Warm arse on the lap by Golden V January 4, 2025

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear
Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

i will on my arse 

I have no intention of doing something,used usually in friendly company as answer to a request that involves doing something for someone else.
Will you get me some cigarettes in the shop? I will on my arse!!
i will on my arse by Julian O' October 20, 2006

Out on my arse 

Being kicked out of your home, left alone with no where to live, ie homeless
My mam has left me out on my arse
Out on my arse by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019

On his arse 

A male (female version is on her arse) who is very drunk, to the point where they need looking after, and is probably being sick or can’t walk .
He was on his arse, fucked off tequila
On his arse by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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