arse bun 

when one's arse hair/spiders are so out of control that they must be tied up in a bundle of hair; like a ponytail/bun.

see arse spiders.

your arse bun's showing...or is that piles...

arse bun by eva hertz June 20, 2006

bunch of arse 

Something that is totally rubbish on a number of levels.

Lisa: "Wow that movie was so great, i cant believe she ended up marrying him and having lots of babies and living happily ever after!!"

Mick: "It was a feckin bunch of arse of you ask me."

Similar meanings: Load of bollocks, pile of shite, can of wee wee etc etc.

bunch of arse by tguimond October 19, 2007

arse like a hawkers bundle 

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

arse like a hawkers bundle by hector mcgubligan December 13, 2005

Arsebunting 

Noun: No matter how hard some people may try there may be tiny little bits of fecal matter or lavatory paper that remain fluttering in the anal breeze, like little flags or bunting. Used to describe the items themselves in a literal sense, similar to winnets and clinkers. Also may be used in a derogatory and insulting fashion to describe something/someone as worthless/unclean and pointless. Arsebunting (UK English) Assbunting (US English).

OMG!!! look at the arsebunting on that sheep/pig/horse/dog/child

Arsebunting by pbdrivers November 20, 2011