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A person used as an impressive escort. Looks good, doesn't drool, but may have no other redeeming virtues.
I bought Suzie a nice dress and took her to the ball. She's dumb as a rock but a perfect armpiece.
armpiece by Octopod November 8, 2003
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When you try to text Brosif to your best friend and T9word decides it doesn't want to. T9word instead thinks you mean "armpie."
Input text: What's up Brosif?
T9word reads: What's up Armpie?

You: Well I guess that's what I really meant to text...
Armpie by Ozzie69 September 15, 2010
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026