armpice

lice of or in the armpit

yo i went to the doctors and they told me i had armpice in my armpits!

by bootycall February 19, 2008

armpiece

A person used as an impressive escort. Looks good, doesn't drool, but may have no other redeeming virtues.

I bought Suzie a nice dress and took her to the ball. She's dumb as a rock but a perfect armpiece.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Armpie

When you try to text Brosif to your best friend and T9word decides it doesn't want to. T9word instead thinks you mean "armpie."

Input text: What's up Brosif?
T9word reads: What's up Armpie?

You: Well I guess that's what I really meant to text...

by Ozzie69 September 15, 2010