armpiece

A person used as an impressive escort. Looks good, doesn't drool, but may have no other redeeming virtues.

I bought Suzie a nice dress and took her to the ball. She's dumb as a rock but a perfect armpiece.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

armpice

lice of or in the armpit

yo i went to the doctors and they told me i had armpice in my armpits!

by bootycall February 19, 2008