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Argenis
One of the best guys you will ever meet.
Seriously though, he’ll either be a Leo or a Cancer but either way he’ll still be the best. Probably better than you.
His hair? Beautiful, his style? Fashionable
He’s sense of humor? The funniest
He can sing, dance, edit, he’s probably the most talentless person you’ll ever meet.
He makes all the girls- not even. He makes EVERYBODY go ZOOOOO WEEEE MAMA
One of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a keeper. Don’t ever lose him, you’ll regret it.
Seriously though, he’ll either be a Leo or a Cancer but either way he’ll still be the best. Probably better than you.
His hair? Beautiful, his style? Fashionable
He’s sense of humor? The funniest
He can sing, dance, edit, he’s probably the most talentless person you’ll ever meet.
He makes all the girls- not even. He makes EVERYBODY go ZOOOOO WEEEE MAMA
One of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a keeper. Don’t ever lose him, you’ll regret it.
Lola: omg i saw a guy at Five Guys, he was soo cute. His hair was beautiful and curly and his eyes were a dashing honey brown.
Jackie: Really? Damn he must be an Argenis
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Jorge: yo! Check out this dudes Instagram, he does sick edits and he can sing!
Xavier: yeah it’s nice but he’s a Leo, so nevermind..
Jackie: Really? Damn he must be an Argenis
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Jorge: yo! Check out this dudes Instagram, he does sick edits and he can sing!
Xavier: yeah it’s nice but he’s a Leo, so nevermind..
Argenis
Argenis is a great guy. He will make you laugh till you pee your pants. He's great to talk to about your problems and anything else in life. He has great hair that flows in the wind and a powerful smile that wins em all (even the men😉) . If you make him mad he will hide like a turtle.
He's very easy to talk to and is great at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Watch out tho he might want to steal you'r babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months for a child.
Argenis is a guy with style. He smells good. Gives great advise. And gives great hugs too.
If your mean to his friends he will get you back. He loves pranks. He likes to get with people to prank others badly but very funny in the end.
Be his friend or you'll regret it!
He's very easy to talk to and is great at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Watch out tho he might want to steal you'r babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months for a child.
Argenis is a guy with style. He smells good. Gives great advise. And gives great hugs too.
If your mean to his friends he will get you back. He loves pranks. He likes to get with people to prank others badly but very funny in the end.
Be his friend or you'll regret it!
Girl: hey what did you do on Saturday?
Boy: oh I hug out with argenis, too bad you didn't become friends with him.
Girl: is it too late?
Boy: no he will be anyone's friend at anytime!👍
Boy: oh I hug out with argenis, too bad you didn't become friends with him.
Girl: is it too late?
Boy: no he will be anyone's friend at anytime!👍
Argenis by OgSmexyBoi June 20, 2019
Argenis
His name is Argenis
Argenis
A very cool laid back type of guy, the best friend you'll ever have so keep him. he usually will make you laugh at least once.
*IMPORTANT NOTE*- he is an epic meme lord
*IMPORTANT NOTE*- he is an epic meme lord
Argenis by Akidnamedargy April 2, 2019
Argenigg
Argenigg by jerseygirl<3 April 28, 2009
Argeni
Argeni is the most talented, caring, loyal hot, sweet, funny person YOU WILL EVER MEET he is dummy emotional so don’t break his heart he will show you all his love and affection he love the complete sh*t out of you he will always be there for you no matter what so don’t loose Argeni.
Argeni is the best
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