ardvkx
better known as CALUM HOOD.
a cutiepie, the best of the best, is in love with an appenditore seriale called Ashton but he loves him too much to be angry at him. he wants to have sex with Michael Clifford no jk just with Ashton and is salty asf about Lashton
@lvnelyhexrt is his best man🍵💔.
his best friend, Hanna Wolokovic aka @tearsbabyj his pregnant and somebody says his wife, Helen, @nxnparlxrmi has the widest vajina ever!!!
if we talk about @ardvkx we talk about COMPLAINS
a cutiepie, the best of the best, is in love with an appenditore seriale called Ashton but he loves him too much to be angry at him. he wants to have sex with Michael Clifford no jk just with Ashton and is salty asf about Lashton
@lvnelyhexrt is his best man🍵💔.
his best friend, Hanna Wolokovic aka @tearsbabyj his pregnant and somebody says his wife, Helen, @nxnparlxrmi has the widest vajina ever!!!
if we talk about @ardvkx we talk about COMPLAINS
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