arboursexual 

Someone who enjoys sexual relations with foliage.

"I have sap on my hands!" he said after fondling the cedar.
"You filthy arboursexual!!" I replied.

arboursexual by Beth, Matt October 31, 2005

Arborosexual 

The sexual orientation toward the world of insects.
Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.

- Gay bi straight?
- Arborosexual!
- What?
- I like to fuck those ants pussies, they are so tight!

Arborosexual by Pellostyle September 14, 2016

arborsexual 

The unavoidable sexual attraction to trees. This includes but is not limited to wooden objects such as chairs, armoires, and desks. Certain arborsexual tendencies include hugging trees, literary sex with trees, being inexplicably attracted to things of a wooden nature, excluding morning wood.

Arborsexuals prefer to stay in the closet (preferably of Weeping/Whomping variety) for most of their lives - it is not an accepted sexuality as of yet. A more common name they prefer to be called is the ever-common "tree hugger".

"Environmentalist" is a euphanism for arborsexual.

I got a splinter in a place that don't see sunshine. I'm arborsexual.

Some people have sex with trees. Deal with it. They're arborsexual.

Go fuck a chair! Oh, you want me to be classy? Go make love to an armoire, ya arborsexual.

arborsexual by Area 51 O_O October 2, 2011

Arthursexual 

Arthursexual Is when you are really addicted to Arthur Morgan from Red dead Redemption 2.

Friend: Why do you love Arthur Morgan so much?

Me: Because I'm Arthursexual

Arthursexual by honeyzce on tiktok January 6, 2021

Arbosexual 

Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with trees.

As an open arbosexual, Tim was often seen excitedly walking into forests alone.

Arbosexual by pomad October 2, 2009

Arborsexual 

Someone who proverbially or literally gets “wood” (aroused) for Wood ( an impressive specimen of lignified and respiratory foliage) A tree.

I am feeling hella arborsexual over that oak, the acorns in my pants are about to explode.

Arborsexual by Dr Rhinegurt November 30, 2022