arboursexual

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Someone who enjoys sexual relations with foliage.

"I have sap on my hands!" he said after fondling the cedar.
"You filthy arboursexual!!" I replied.

arboursexual by Beth, Matt October 31, 2005

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Arborosexual

The sexual orientation toward the world of insects.
Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.

- Gay bi straight?
- Arborosexual!
- What?
- I like to fuck those ants pussies, they are so tight!

Arborosexual by Pellostyle September 14, 2016

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arboursexual • arborsexual • Arborosexual • Arbosexual • Arthursexual

arborsexual

The unavoidable sexual attraction to trees. This includes but is not limited to wooden objects such as chairs, armoires, and desks. Certain arborsexual tendencies include hugging trees, literary sex with trees, being inexplicably attracted to things of a wooden nature, excluding morning wood.

Arborsexuals prefer to stay in the closet (preferably of Weeping/Whomping variety) for most of their lives - it is not an accepted sexuality as of yet. A more common name they prefer to be called is the ever-common "tree hugger".

"Environmentalist" is a euphanism for arborsexual.

I got a splinter in a place that don't see sunshine. I'm arborsexual.

Some people have sex with trees. Deal with it. They're arborsexual.

Go fuck a chair! Oh, you want me to be classy? Go make love to an armoire, ya arborsexual.

arborsexual by Area 51 O_O October 2, 2011

Arthursexual

Arthursexual Is when you are really addicted to Arthur Morgan from Red dead Redemption 2.

Friend: Why do you love Arthur Morgan so much?

Me: Because I'm Arthursexual

Arthursexual by honeyzce on tiktok January 6, 2021

Arbosexual

Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with trees.

As an open arbosexual, Tim was often seen excitedly walking into forests alone.

Arbosexual by pomad October 2, 2009

Arborsexual

Someone who proverbially or literally gets “wood” (aroused) for Wood ( an impressive specimen of lignified and respiratory foliage) A tree.

I am feeling hella arborsexual over that oak, the acorns in my pants are about to explode.

Arborsexual by Dr Rhinegurt November 30, 2022

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026