by Beth, Matt October 31, 2005
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Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.
Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.
by Pellostyle September 14, 2016
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The unavoidable sexual attraction to trees. This includes but is not limited to wooden objects such as chairs, armoires, and desks. Certain arborsexual tendencies include hugging trees, literary sex with trees, being inexplicably attracted to things of a wooden nature, excluding morning wood.
Arborsexuals prefer to stay in the closet (preferably of Weeping/Whomping variety) for most of their lives - it is not an accepted sexuality as of yet. A more common name they prefer to be called is the ever-common "tree hugger".
"Environmentalist" is a euphanism for arborsexual.
Arborsexuals prefer to stay in the closet (preferably of Weeping/Whomping variety) for most of their lives - it is not an accepted sexuality as of yet. A more common name they prefer to be called is the ever-common "tree hugger".
"Environmentalist" is a euphanism for arborsexual.
I got a splinter in a place that don't see sunshine. I'm arborsexual.
Some people have sex with trees. Deal with it. They're arborsexual.
Go fuck a chair! Oh, you want me to be classy? Go make love to an armoire, ya arborsexual.
Some people have sex with trees. Deal with it. They're arborsexual.
Go fuck a chair! Oh, you want me to be classy? Go make love to an armoire, ya arborsexual.
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Get the Arbosexual mug.Someone who proverbially or literally gets “wood” (aroused) for Wood ( an impressive specimen of lignified and respiratory foliage) A tree.
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