arborsexual 

The unavoidable sexual attraction to trees. This includes but is not limited to wooden objects such as chairs, armoires, and desks. Certain arborsexual tendencies include hugging trees, literary sex with trees, being inexplicably attracted to things of a wooden nature, excluding morning wood.

Arborsexuals prefer to stay in the closet (preferably of Weeping/Whomping variety) for most of their lives - it is not an accepted sexuality as of yet. A more common name they prefer to be called is the ever-common "tree hugger".

"Environmentalist" is a euphanism for arborsexual.

I got a splinter in a place that don't see sunshine. I'm arborsexual.

Some people have sex with trees. Deal with it. They're arborsexual.

Go fuck a chair! Oh, you want me to be classy? Go make love to an armoire, ya arborsexual.

arborsexual by Area 51 O_O October 2, 2011

Arborsexual 

Someone who proverbially or literally gets “wood” (aroused) for Wood ( an impressive specimen of lignified and respiratory foliage) A tree.

I am feeling hella arborsexual over that oak, the acorns in my pants are about to explode.

Arborsexual by Dr Rhinegurt November 30, 2022

abrosexual 

Noun (n)- an individual that has a fluid and/or rapidly changing sexuality that fluctuates between different sexualities

I used to not feel comfortable defining myself as one sexuality, and then I learned about abrosexuals

abrosexual by Dictionary User June 19, 2015

arosexual 

When you're never attracted to someone both sexually and romantically at the same time.

You put every possible partner in either a sexual or a romantical "box" and they never get mixed.

You find this one person sexually attractive but not romantically but you find this other person romantically attractive but not sexually.

"Is it weird that I am never romantically attracted to someone I already find sexually attractive and when I love someone I dont find them sexually attractive? "
"No, you're arosexual."

arosexual by wannabeurbangirl July 24, 2016

Abrosexual 

Abrosexual is when a person’s sexual orientation changes fluidly. One day you may identify as pansexual, and then another few days identify as bisexual, and so on with other sexual orientations. Some people believe that Abrosexuals do not exist, but they are wrong. Abrosexuality is also not something you chose. It might take a while to figure out that you identify as abrosexual, but if you realise you do, don’t worry, you are completely valid.

Person 1: “Sometimes you say you are gay, other times you are bi, or pan, or something else. What are you?”
Person 2: “I’m abrosexual. My sexual orientation is fluid. What All of th orientations I told you I am, I am. Just not all the same time and they change a lot.”

Abrosexual by LGBTBoi August 13, 2018

Abrosexual 

Abrosexuality is a sexuality under the LGBTQ+ Community that means that one's sexuality will change over time. It might be rapid or slow. For example, an Abrosexual could be Bisexual tomorrow then Asexual the next day.

I'm Pansexual today, thought I was Asexual, but I guess I've changed again, sometimes it's confusing being an Abrosexual.

Abrosexual by Sle3pyFr0g April 21, 2022

Arborosexual 

The sexual orientation toward the world of insects.
Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.

- Gay bi straight?
- Arborosexual!
- What?
- I like to fuck those ants pussies, they are so tight!

Arborosexual by Pellostyle September 14, 2016