Arachnamalia - A highly evolved state of Arachnophobia in which fear has long since been overcome. The sight of spiders now triggers an almost inhuman predatory response where the subject will wait patiently, ignoring all else and becoming hyper aware until the spider reappears and the subject obliterates it from existence quickly, silently, and efficiently. After the kill, subject may wear a slightly crazed look and silently gloat to themselves. It is assumed that this response releases a dosage of dopamine in the subjects brain making this new behavior highly addictive.
John is sitting quietly at his computer looking at some internet porn when out of his peripheral he spots a spider. His Arachnamalia quickly takes over. He silently stalks it and with the nearest flat object, he ends its life instantly. He observes his new kill with crazed interest.
Arachnapalidieoism is the ancient act of worshiping spiders, in this religion when they becomes of a mature age, people sacrafice themselves to become breeding grounds for the selected spider of worship. Temples that follow Arachnapalidieoism are located deep within isolated jungles. Only one such temple has ever been located. The most commen spider of worship is the goliath birdeating tarantula.
The study of Arachnapalidieoism is a very reclusive study, very few people are knowledgable in this area.
The Aracarlagala is an ancient Texan legend. No one knows quite sure what or who The Aracaralaga is. He has been seen multiple times by South Texans near Big Bend. Legend has it The Aracalagala has 37 eyes, 2 tails, and 1 leg. It slithers around like a snake looking at everything it can. Don’t let those eyes fool you though, The Aracaralagala is of no danger to anybody. He’s simply looking for some one-legged sweats.
I’ve been carrying these one-legged sweats for The Aracaralagala for 5 years now.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).