Arachneon 

Invented by Spider-rave in the Sonaverse Discord

The team of spider people with neon lights in their world/suits in the multiverse.

The Official term to call a glowing Spider-man.

Lax-webhead: Laxlys ALWAYS outweigh arachneons 10 to 1!

Rave:NUH UH!

Arachneon by GoblinSimp September 4, 2023

Arachnoleptic Shock 

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.

Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"

Arachnoleptic Shock by Just Brushed September 23, 2011

Arachnoleptic Fit 

An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you. Often used as a verb or a noun. Can also be used to express distress in seeing a spider.

Darn, I'm just might have an arachnoleptic fit if I see that spider one more time.

Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.

Arachnoleptic Fit by Sewsuper November 17, 2011

arachnophilia

An affection for spiders. A spider-lover.

Possessed by arachnophilia, he allowed the spiders to swarm over his body.

arachnophilia by jerdawg March 28, 2005

arachnohomophobia

An intense fear of gay spiders

Guy 1:Dude, lets go explore that abandoned house
Guy 2: Nah, i have arachnohomophobia, i could get raped by gay spiders down there
Guy 1: Rad!

arachnohomophobia by Aleus247 February 7, 2009

arachnophobia

Somebody that fears spiders
(Comes from two greek words Arachno means spider and Phobia means to fear)

that bitch has arachnophobia

arachnophobia by mike February 8, 2004

Arachnian 

(Proper) Noun,
Eight legged people said to crawl around the Earth.
Recent appearances: Canada, New Mexico, Georgia, Australia, and worst of all Hawaii
If seen please report to the Arachnian subredittit.

Person A: Did you see that thing in the forest
Person B: Yea, it looked creepy
Person C: It looked like an Arachnian

Person B: whats that?
Person C: A spider person who grows legs out of their back

Person A: This is why we don't hang out with you anymore, Fred
Person B: We didn't even invite you, go home
Person C: Alright.

Arachnian by Arachnid Protector March 6, 2021