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Chad "Approx01" is a total mockery of the human race who goes out in public and wonders why people vomit at even the slightest glance of his hideous mug.

Approx01 is known particularly for wearing dog collars, participating in gay erotica, working at a box factory, eating chocolate dick, and running around Arkansas screaming "Zoinks!"

His life is a pointless wreck and he is the most useless human being in existence.

He also enjoys riding his bike or as he enjoys calling it "cycle" around town trying to pick up young boys and smear their faces with his baby d1ck. He more than likely has the seat adjusted so that it goes up his ass.

Finally, more than anything that has been mentioned in this discription, Approx01 quite possibly may be the worst person ever to grace his obese depressed body into the world of CoD and World of Warcraft. Nothing is worse than missing 30 rounds of an Mp44 point blank in Coolmaps or having to powerlevel a Draenei (LOL) paladin because he is too awful to learn to play a class by himself. Wiping a group 4 times in a row in a regular BM run might be his demise and truthful epitome of "garb" during his gaming career.
"This thread is over. If Approx01, best rifleman in CoD2, thinks this movie is garbage, it is. This man, from the likes of elite-level teams such as c2e and RBD, has the talent, intelligence, and patience that every elite player does. He may consecutively miss 30 rounds of an Mp44 point blank into unknown pubs named Od!n, but i have since dicsovered that player was infact NightFaLL in disguise."

-tommy anderson
approx01 by Jesse Gabers Brown January 15, 2008

approx01 

Short for flaming or faggot

Chad "Approx01" Diffey is a total mockery of the human race who goes out in public and wonders why people vomit at even the slightest glance of his hideous mug.

Approx01 is known particularly for wearing dog collars, participating in gay erotica, working at a box factory, eating chocolate dick, and running around Arkansas screaming "Zoinks!"

His life is a pointless wreck and he is the most useless human being in existence.

He also enjoys riding his bike or as he enjoys calling it "cycle" around town trying to pick up young boys and smear their faces with his baby d1ck. He more than likely has the seat adjusted so that it goes up his ass.

Finally, more than anything that has been mentioned in this discription, Approx01 quite possibly may be the worst person ever to grace his obese depressed body into the world of CoD and World of Warcraft. Nothing is worse than missing 30 rounds of an Mp44 point blank in Coolmaps or having to powerlevel a Draenei (LOL) paladin because he is too awful to learn to play a class by himself. Wiping a group 4 times in a row in a regular BM run might be his demise and truthful epitome of "garb" during his gaming career.
"This thread is over. If Approx01, best rifleman in CoD2, thinks this movie is garbage, it is. This man, from the likes of elite-level teams such as c2e and RBD, has the talent, intelligence, and patience that every elite player does. He may consecutively miss 30 rounds of an Mp44 point blank into unknown pubs named Od!n, but i have since dicsovered that player was infact NightFaLL in disguise."

-tommy anderson
approx01 by Gessica Brown January 12, 2008
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