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Apple Smash 

A school yard game that involves an apple, the more rotten the better and a group of friends. You must first drop the apple from about 1m above your height, so stand on a chair, to break the apple into pieces, the players must then scramble to grab pieces of the apple. Every player must have at least one piece. Then.. you throw the apple pieces at each other, the messier it gets the better.
Person1: Hey dude lets play apple smash
Person2: Whats that?
Person1: An epic game!
Apple Smash by emmyrahh December 9, 2010

apple smashing 

The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.
"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"
apple smashing by rlafountain12 November 6, 2015

Applesmash 

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.
I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.
Applesmash by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

smashed apples 

A term to describe a really ugly person.
"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."
smashed apples by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026