Apple Orchard

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.

Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it

Apple Orchard by Gomer B. August 7, 2012

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Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663

A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.

"Dude what's my password?"

"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663"

Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663 by NPHpwns March 5, 2009

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Apple Orchard Crunch

Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.

Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?

Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?

Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!

Apple Orchard Crunch by Juice Rubix October 19, 2009

To land in the apple orchard

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.

You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues

To land in the apple orchard by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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