apple milkshake

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When you have to dodge the heroin needles at Starbucks to take a dump and the first part is solid like an apple followed by explosive diarrhea that appears to be the consistency of a milkshake.

Hey Ross you want to go to Starbucks?

Fuck no, that overpriced coffee makes me apple milkshake everytime.

apple milkshake by YouRikeIt April 26, 2019

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apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.

apple milkshake by Revolution April 26, 2019

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apple milkshake • apple • apple computer • apple sauce • apple pie • apple bottom • apple head • Apple Fanboy • Apple Bottom Jeans • apple picking

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

Apple Milkshake by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026