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When you have to dodge the heroin needles at Starbucks to take a dump and the first part is solid like an apple followed by explosive diarrhea that appears to be the consistency of a milkshake.
Hey Ross you want to go to Starbucks?

Fuck no, that overpriced coffee makes me apple milkshake everytime.
by YouRikeIt April 27, 2019
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