When you have to dodge the heroin needles at Starbucks to take a dump and the first part is solid like an apple followed by explosive diarrhea that appears to be the consistency of a milkshake.
Hey Ross you want to go to Starbucks?
Fuck no, that overpriced coffee makes me apple milkshake everytime.
Fuck no, that overpriced coffee makes me apple milkshake everytime.
by YouRikeIt April 27, 2019