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apple day 

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
apple day by casedilla2 March 14, 2010

apple day 

Apple day is code name for when you and your friends are going to pull a pretty awesome prank. Derived from pranks of throwing large amounts of apples at cars.
"Damn, man I cant believe its fucking apple day tomorrow"
apple day by Anthony Dig. June 18, 2008

National Apple Day 

"Oh my gosh, how could I forget? It's National Apple Day!"

National Apple Day 

"Oh my gosh, it's National Apple Day! That means its April 3rd."

national apple day 

a day to eat and celebrate apples (oct 20th)
national apple day is when u can eat as many apples as u want without being called crazy

An Apple A Day 

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.
An Apple A Day by Steve White January 27, 2021