by TXarno February 05, 2019
by Hansaa January 05, 2015
George BC: Oh man, I'm so boored.
Pimbo: This Xbox 720 is mad "Apple Bobs!"
or
Abraham: Chill man, I just smoked mad Chronic, I'm trying to chill over here.
Sloppy: You're mad "Bobs for Apples" Bro, I'm trying to watch Curb your enthusiasm.
Pimbo: This Xbox 720 is mad "Apple Bobs!"
or
Abraham: Chill man, I just smoked mad Chronic, I'm trying to chill over here.
Sloppy: You're mad "Bobs for Apples" Bro, I'm trying to watch Curb your enthusiasm.
by Pabraham420 August 20, 2009
A form of foreplay that involves a man or woman taking a Macintosh apple, inserting it into a woman's vagina and attempting to retrieve it by only using his or her teeth.
1. "That Macintosh is too bruised for apple bobbing; the juices will secrete from her vagina."
2. "I totally apple bobbed Susan last night at that Halloween party."
2. "I totally apple bobbed Susan last night at that Halloween party."
by MoMagikarp June 29, 2013
A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.
During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2015
The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.
Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2015
The act of pushing your testicles into the vagina and using your penis to stimulate the clitoris as best you can
by errhellothur August 22, 2011