Similar to going Bakersfield chimp, going AspFriends means completely melting down, going psycho, and taking your ball and going home.

It can also mean ruining something good.

It's a reference to the former web site www.aspfriends.com which once supported a large development community focused on ASP.NET. The owner started to go nuts and the power went to his head. He started treating everyone on the site who disagreed with him like crap and got verbally abusive with them. He tried to extort money from Microsoft and when they told him to pound sand, he pulled down the site. Fortunately, the ASP.NET community recovered in just a few days with AspFriends out of the way. It started to thrive way beyond what it ever could have.

In the same way, once the owner had something really good going and was on top of the scene, he destroyed it and is now stuck in the gutter.

Man, after losing his job and getting dumped, Doug started getting all emo over his ex and then went straight up AspFriends on everyone at the office. They had to call the cops to get him out of there.

Joey was pimpin the whole 404, hoes, money, guns, a crew, whips - you name it he had it. Then he started smoking crack and went straight up AspFriends. Now he can't even afford to smoke crack without turning gay tricks.

AspFriends by P. Rippa November 28, 2007

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AspFriends

Similar to going BakersField Chimp, going AspFriends means completely melting down, going psycho and taking your ball and going home.

It can also mean ruining something good.

It is a reference to the former web site www.aspfriends.com which once supported a large development community focused on ASP.NET. The owner, Charles Mark Carroll started to go nuts and the power went to his head. He started treating everyone on the site who disagreed with him like crap and got verbally abusive with them. He tried to extort money from Microsoft and when they told him to pound sand, he pulled down his site. Fortunately, the ASP.NET community recovered in just a few days and with ASPFriends out of the way, it started to thrive way beyond what it ever could have.

In the same way, once the onwer had something really good going and was on top of the scene, but destroyed it and is now stuck in the gutter.

Man, after losing his job and getting dumped, Doug started getting all emo over his ex and then went straigh up AspFriends on everyone at the office. They had to call the cops to get him out of there.

Joey was pimpin the whole 404, hoes, money, guns, a crew, whips - you name it he had it. Then he started smoking crack and went straight up AspFriends, no he can't even afford to smoke his crack without turning gay Tricks

AspFriends by Rippa.P November 17, 2007

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026