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AspFriends 

Similar to going Bakersfield chimp, going AspFriends means completely melting down, going psycho, and taking your ball and going home.

It can also mean ruining something good.

It's a reference to the former web site www.aspfriends.com which once supported a large development community focused on ASP.NET. The owner started to go nuts and the power went to his head. He started treating everyone on the site who disagreed with him like crap and got verbally abusive with them. He tried to extort money from Microsoft and when they told him to pound sand, he pulled down the site. Fortunately, the ASP.NET community recovered in just a few days with AspFriends out of the way. It started to thrive way beyond what it ever could have.

In the same way, once the owner had something really good going and was on top of the scene, he destroyed it and is now stuck in the gutter.
Man, after losing his job and getting dumped, Doug started getting all emo over his ex and then went straight up AspFriends on everyone at the office. They had to call the cops to get him out of there.

Joey was pimpin the whole 404, hoes, money, guns, a crew, whips - you name it he had it. Then he started smoking crack and went straight up AspFriends. Now he can't even afford to smoke crack without turning gay tricks.
AspFriends by P. Rippa November 28, 2007
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AspFriends 

Similar to going BakersField Chimp, going AspFriends means completely melting down, going psycho and taking your ball and going home.

It can also mean ruining something good.

It is a reference to the former web site www.aspfriends.com which once supported a large development community focused on ASP.NET. The owner, Charles Mark Carroll started to go nuts and the power went to his head. He started treating everyone on the site who disagreed with him like crap and got verbally abusive with them. He tried to extort money from Microsoft and when they told him to pound sand, he pulled down his site. Fortunately, the ASP.NET community recovered in just a few days and with ASPFriends out of the way, it started to thrive way beyond what it ever could have.

In the same way, once the onwer had something really good going and was on top of the scene, but destroyed it and is now stuck in the gutter.
Man, after losing his job and getting dumped, Doug started getting all emo over his ex and then went straigh up AspFriends on everyone at the office. They had to call the cops to get him out of there.

Joey was pimpin the whole 404, hoes, money, guns, a crew, whips - you name it he had it. Then he started smoking crack and went straight up AspFriends, no he can't even afford to smoke his crack without turning gay Tricks
AspFriends by Rippa.P November 17, 2007

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026