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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

apocalypse

Something that will never happen while all of us are alive.

Don't believe people who scare you into thinking of the apocalypse happening anytime soon.

by A Little Pinprick August 07, 2006

apocalypse

A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:

Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.

Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.

by 32121 July 21, 2016

apocalypse

The end of the world. See also apoopalypse

When fire rained down from the sky, we feared that it was a sign of the apocalypse

by ram March 01, 2005

Apocalypsing

When you treat the relationship between your girlfriend wayyy to seriously, and your friends genuinely think you have a death pact if she ever leaves you.

Nick: 'Who's that chick Charlie's with?'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'

by Your Local Perth Guide November 19, 2020

apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.

Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.

by SirxiumNotCMD April 01, 2022

apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened

a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005