2029 

An Essex term derived from Colchester. It means to consume noodles. Pronounced as "Twenty-Twenty Nine"

Noodles have become a drug in Essex, that it has been given an official drug asset.

Man just has a sick 2029 bruv !!!

Brb, 2029 !

This meat is so raw it is 2029 !

2029 by Zintron April 6, 2013

2029 

When the Planet of the Apes remake happens. Basically a monkey gets lost and a dude ends up talking to gorillas.

Man: Hello I am man! And it's 2029!
Gorilla: All men should be slaves!
Man: Oh crap!

2029 by Orale25552 January 19, 2008

2029 

The last year of the 2020s decade but it's 200 Times worse than 2020 with the Delta variant being the ultimate strain with a new variant called the Yoyo Variant and when we thought memes and trends couldn't get any Worse Not even the streak of shitty years ends (2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028,)

Josh: I can't believe it's already 2029 and the world is still a giant sack of shit

[Madison]: I thought shitty memes and trends will be gone by 2028 and Covid by 2025 but we are still in the shitist era 9 years later

[Patrick]: I miss the 2000s and 2010s

2029 by Wassup8171718 August 8, 2021

2029 

The last year of the 2020s decade but it's 200 Times worse than 2020 with the Delta variant being the ultimate strain with a new variant called the Yoyo Variant and when we thought memes and trends couldn't get any Worse Not even the streak of shitty years ends (2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028,)

Josh: I can't believe it's already 2029 and the world is still a giant sack of shit

[Madison]: I thought shitty memes and trends will be gone by 2028 and Covid by 2025 but we are still in the shitist era 9 years later

[Patrick]: I miss the 2000s and 2010s

2029 by Wassup8171718 August 8, 2021

2029 

World's final boss: Chapter 2020

Me: Can't wait for 2030.
Friend: And you think it is gonna be better then 2029?
Me: Well, doubt time!

2029 by WWWolframtheCole April 17, 2022

Class of 2029 

Today's fortnite playing 9 yr old 4th graders. Hopefully they'll earn their common sense badge when they graduate.

Can often be found on roblox reporting you for killing them in phantom forces or call of duty swearing at you quite loudly and threatening to get you banned

Richard - "EY BOII CLASS OF 2029 MOFO"
Everyone above class of 2028 - "Run! Scatter! Flee!"

Class of 2029 by cannot make this shit up July 22, 2020

BloodCrab.2029 

The start of a youtube channel(without equipment) that has been around for 3 years and has less than 20 subs.

(based of a real channel

Wqit, your channel is a BloodCrab.2029, use sub bot

BloodCrab.2029 by B.O.R.E.D September 21, 2018