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apocafart 

an apocafart has yet to occur. it is a fart that will actually end the world. there are category 1 and 2 apocafarts. category one ending all life on the planet the apocafart took place on, and category two actually blowing the planet to complete oblivion.
it is believed that a category one apocafart is what actually killed the dinosaurs.
apocafart by Coulter September 27, 2006
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apocatastasis 

A restoration to the original condition. A name given to the theological belief that a time will come when all free creatures will share in the grace of salvation, even the devils and lost souls. According to this dogma, the reason hell exists is to separate good from evil in the soul. It is therefore not an eternal punishment, but an amelioration. A time will come when all evil shall cease to be, since it has no existence of its own apart from the free will.
"When I started going to church again, my acne cleared up."

"You're experiencing apocatastasis."
apocatastasis by the migster August 29, 2005
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Apocapantry

A survival pantry of staples, designed to withstand most short or long term disasters.
Their apocapantry was well stocked with a broad variety of consumables and barter items.
Apocapantry by RouseMeNot June 11, 2026

Apócofrates

Sustantivo masculino, singular. Palabra de origen ecuatoriano creada específicamente como un nombre propio ideal para bautizar a animales y mascotas de cualquier especie.

Esta palabra y su definición se comparten bajo la licencia internacional Creative Commons Atribución-NoComercial 4.0 (CC BY-NC 4.0). Se autoriza su uso libre y gratuito para nombrar mascotas y en entornos culturales, pero se prohíbe estrictamente su utilización para fines comerciales, marcas registradas o lucro empresarial de cualquier tipo sin la autorización expresa del autor original.
Apócofrates es una palabra, diferente para nombrar.
Apócofrates by anonymous August 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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