Urban Dictionary: Definitions by RouseMeNot

Apocapantry

A survival pantry of staples, designed to withstand most short or long term disasters.

Their apocapantry was well stocked with a broad variety of consumables and barter items.

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An outdoor heat/humidity condition which makes the air you experience and breathe, thick.

As we left the restaurant tonight, we entered the thoxygen zone.

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Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.

I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.

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Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.

Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.

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When a guitarist is deep in a riff and their mouth appears to be whispering words.

James is riff whispering so much when he shreds, he looks like he's praying.

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