Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.

I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.

by RouseMeNot February 23, 2022

Curb Fairies

Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.

Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.

by RouseMeNot February 23, 2022

Riff Whispering

When a guitarist is deep in a riff and their mouth appears to be whispering words.

James is riff whispering so much when he shreds, he looks like he's praying.

by RouseMeNot May 06, 2020