Coulter's definitions

apocafart

an apocafart has yet to occur. it is a fart that will actually end the world. there are category 1 and 2 apocafarts. category one ending all life on the planet the apocafart took place on, and category two actually blowing the planet to complete oblivion.

it is believed that a category one apocafart is what actually killed the dinosaurs.

by Coulter September 27, 2006