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A pointless appointment. For example, something the government make you go to for no good reason.
I've got a jobcentre apment today. It's not an appointment because it's pointless.
apment by avengah November 17, 2021
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Amentist 

Teo is trying to help the guy but he's such a fucking amentist that he can't follow simple instructions.
Amentist by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018
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Amentistic

A person relating to or suffering from amentia
You know those times when you're trying to help someone out but they're so amentistic that they can't see basic logic and sense. The kind of people that make you want to slit your abdomen so you don't have to breathe the same air as them. The kind of people who make you feel like you've lost brain cells after talking to them.
Amentistic by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Amentalio 

The sadness of realizing that you’re already forgetting memories of those who are no longer in your life - already struggling to hear their voice, struggling to picture their eyes and smiles, or reminiscing upon the quirky gestures and mannerisms only you knew of.
Jim-I’m having amentalio
Bob-why?
Jim-i forgot what my grandpa sounds like.
Amentalio by Ej<3 January 18, 2022

Agmentāns 

In Latvian, the word "Agmentāns" is often used in the context of technology or science to indicate something that increases or enhances a particular system or process. For example, "agmentēta realitāte" means "augmented reality" in English, while "agmentētais cilvēks" means "enhanced human" in English. The word "Agmentāns" can also be used more broadly to refer to something that is improved or made better in some way. For instance, "agmentētas iespējas" means "expanded possibilities" or "increased opportunities" in English.
Overall, the word "Agmentāns" connotes a sense of improvement, enhancement, or expansion, and is commonly used in a variety of fields, including science, technology, and business.
"The company is constantly improving and ''Agmentāns'' its products to better serve its customers."
Agmentāns by Don Woodrif April 3, 2023
A pro at sex. Very energetic and lasts long during sex. Rough, and very freaky.
My boyfriend made me orgasm 12 times. He must be an Armenta.
armenta by Big'O January 3, 2015

admented reality 

A combination of advertising and augmented reality. The concept of adding a virtual layer of advertising to (images or video of) the real world.
Admented reality is an advertising layer - e.g. local shops, restaurants, etc. - to augmented reality mobile browsers such as Layar.
admented reality by 4ND3RS January 15, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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