aparat

A person who has stated something so idiotic that they're practically retarded

A more formal way of saying - moron, retard, spastic, acoustic etc.

Rozciągłość południkowa jest od góry do dołu a nie z boku do boku ty aparacie jebany

Chłopie co ty napisałeś za debilizm na sprawdzianie z polskiego, jebany aparat z ciebie.

by Aparat December 4, 2023

Five feet apart

Cause they're not gay

"Two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay"

by Asian Bishh April 22, 2019

Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

parkside apartments

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up

rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

by diaperbabybrother June 7, 2017

Aparajita

Amazingly gorgeous. Good sense of humor. Indian. Brilliant. The essence of awesome. Truly extraordinary. Very Genuine. Truly wants to help. A goddess in natural form.

Wow she was so nice yet beautiful! Yea she has to be, she's an Aparajita

by chichilena August 21, 2012

fall apart

1 - If something falls apart, it breaks into pieces because it is old or badly made.

2 - If an organization or system falls apart, it becomes disorganized or unable to work effectively, or breaks up into its different parts.

3 - If you say that someone is falling apart, you mean that they are becoming emotionally disturbed and are unable to think calmly or to deal with the difficult or unpleasant situation that they are in.

Ex1: "The work was never finished and bit by bit the building fell apart."
Ex2: "I guess it was like that for you when your company started to fall apart."
Ex3: "I was falling apart. I wasn't getting any sleep."

by Freedomtalks February 19, 2019

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009