aparatzka

n. the act of blowing on someones stomach and making flatulent noises as it is done. Is commonly used as a form of torture towards young children and whiny girlfriends.

anna: NO! don't give me a babushka!!!
me: its aparatzka you cunt!
*FRRRRRRRRRT*
anna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

by nams2sa December 30, 2005