The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places
Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking
The ability to repel earthquake activity away from the general area in which you live due to your overly large ego.
Link: "Actually, Rhett, I'm not egoseismic. I'm actually ANTIegoseismic. Check out the safety of LA. My antiegoseismic properties are being put to good use. Heck yeah."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.