The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places
Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking
The ability to repel earthquake activity away from the general area in which you live due to your overly large ego.
Link: "Actually, Rhett, I'm not egoseismic. I'm actually ANTIegoseismic. Check out the safety of LA. My antiegoseismic properties are being put to good use. Heck yeah."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.