Definitions by StupidButCunning

Egoseismic 

The belief that your location directly effects the locations of earthquakes throughout the world

Link: I think that us moving out to California caused the Earthquakes to stop
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking there

Egoseismic by StupidButCunning June 12, 2012

Antiegoseismic 

The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places

Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking

Antiegoseismic by StupidButCunning June 12, 2012