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anti-poser 

Someone who loathes posers and sees it as there mission to beat all the poser out of someone, so the poser can be themselves

Any poser reading this I'm gonna beat your ass
Two real acutal people (if there are any left) see a poser:

person1-blahblahblah*sees poser*
Person1-dude look at that poser
person2-Bitch
person1-(to poser)Hey don't make me go anti-poser on your ass!

poser-(confused)What? Oh...uh...GREEN DAY rocks!

person2-Go fuck yourself poser
anti-poser by cvoutcast101 May 24, 2008
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Anti-Human Poser

A person who says they hate humans, and claims to be from another planet or universe.
-Ugh. Humans are so stupid!

-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.

-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.

-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."

antiposeur 

Someone so consumed with the desire to not be labeled as a poseur/poser that they act differently than is true to themselves so they can avoid labels.
He seems a little too eccentric, and he seems kinda fake. Probably an antiposeur
antiposeur by Aokun January 22, 2004
That poor boy only has antipower, no superpower.
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