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Antemortem

1. Event that occurs before going beyond NDE (+NDE), landing on absolute DE (death experience) and finally knowing what's the deal with death.
2. Alternative way of spelling premortem.
1. I wish I could have ten billion premortem good LSD trips.
2. I wonder if someone's already defined the terms antemortem and premortem.
Antemortem by hecajoda March 31, 2010
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Antimormon 

A female with 30 fuckin husbands.
You wouldn't think any guy would want to be with a female that had 30 husbands, but somehow she stayed married to all of them, like moths to the flame of an antimormon.
Antimormon by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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