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angry earl

When somebody usually called Alex headlocks somebody during a friendly gootball match and ends their anal pipe with his African Totem Pole.
Wow, during St Heliers match on Sunday, Ben was given an 'Angry Earl'.
angry earl by youngdefiner December 10, 2016
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The angry Earl 

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl
The angry Earl by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021
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