angry bear 

before you get a girl in bed shave your pubes and put them under the pillow. when you get the girl in bed, ejaculate on her face and lift the pillow and shove her face in your pubes.

last night i gave my girl the angry bear, and boy was she angry.

angry bear by immy1 August 3, 2008

angry bear 

taking a shit in a public bathroom urinal

He was so angry that the toilets were clogged at the gay bar that he did an angry bear.

angry bear by angrydroid December 9, 2008

Angry Bear 

Known fact that this is the fastest land animal in the world.

Listen every one knows the fastest land animal is the cheetah. Hmmmmm going to have to disagree angry bears Are the fastest.

Angry Bear by Pike1905 April 5, 2019

angry bear 

a state of anger in which the person cannot speak coherently, only making bear-like growls and noises

Justin was so angry bear that he couldn't even tell us what had happened.

I swear, if you mess with him anymore, he's gonna go angry bear on you.

angry bear by bigjoebowski22 December 29, 2007

angry polar bear 

When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.

My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?

angry polar bear by NAW November 25, 2006

Angry Bearded Dragon 

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.

Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.

Angry Bearded Dragon by LtCuzco November 5, 2016

angry bearded pirate

The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!

(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!

angry bearded pirate by 12432425 April 22, 2009