and Bacon 

to add bacon to anything, to express the undefinable

yes i'll have eggs, toast, and bacon. Bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon. and bacon

and Bacon by B-boytano November 9, 2003

Sasuage And Bacon 

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

Sasuage And Bacon by SlopNChop October 31, 2016

Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.

Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.

Wake and Bacon by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010

Eggs and Bacon

The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.

Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.

Eggs and Bacon by Chad Kramer October 5, 2006

juicy fruit and bacon 

adjective

Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.

"Man! I just had the worst day, and my girlfriend came home with a juicy fruit and bacon mouth!"

juicy fruit and bacon by superhero22 February 16, 2007

chocolate biscotti and bacon 

1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.

1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.

chocolate biscotti and bacon by Amberley February 12, 2006

Eggs and bacon royal 

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

Eggs and bacon royal by Themergener September 4, 2017