analnaped

Imagine you were napping and all of a sudden a penis is inside you, but you don't want the penis inside you anal. So if you didn't figure it out by now, you're getting raped, and all together, you're getting anal raped.

Kevin was peacefully napping in his pink slippers. Then all of a sudden he woke up after kermit the frog analnaped him. Hehehe

analnaped by Professor Kenneth November 12, 2010

analmageddon

Total ass destruction. (meltdown) Caused by extreme repititive anal sex.(pounding

Seymor Butts new video has the analmageddon of all ass fucking scenes in it.

analmageddon by hrmmphh July 23, 2003

Analpated 

Constipated from anal sex.

Oh baby you really plugged me up good last night. I’m analpated today.

He bottomed so much last weekend he was analpated on Monday.

Analpated by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

analrape 

1)Anal rapeage.

The act of raping somene anally, causing internal and external damages around the anus.

2) Can also be used as a term for the act of "owning" someone so hard that their sphincter actually closes up so hard, that it can be classed as an implosion..

1) I got analraped last night, so I'm sore in the areas surrounding my anus today.

2) Dude #1: "That dude really got owned."
Dude #2: "Yeah, he was analraped for real."

analrape by Sniz April 25, 2008

analpedic 

of or pertaining to the shoving of one's foot up one's rearmost orifice

That nerd chick's doing some analpedic dancing.

analpedic by kaiocool December 3, 2004

analrape 

1)Anal rapeage.

The act of raping someone anally, causing internal and external damages around the anus.

2) Can also be used as a term for the act of "owning" someone so hard that their sphincter actually closes up so hard, that it can be classed as an implosion.

1) "I got analraped last night, so I'm sore in the area around my anus today. There was a lot of blood."

2) Dude #1: "That dude really got owned."
Dude #2: "Yeah, he was analraped for real."

analrape by Sniz April 26, 2008

analpedic 

Derived from the english statement:
"And then I shoved its foot up its ass." The full sentance is usually used after something completely hilarious, stupid, or incomprehensible to make it into something comprehensible or really really hilarious. Used mostly by high school seniors to rag on stupid quotes or sayings.

Usage:
"Then god struck me down from the white and blue gleeming heaven onto the dirty earth, on to which i gave a goliath like scream "URSULA!" which penetrated deeply into the core from which formed a chasm whose protection i use to sleep while i have nightmares of ursula, god, and a monkey."
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"And then I shoved its foot up its ass..."

analpedic by kaiocool December 7, 2004