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A monument to anal faggotry; similar to a pyramid in structure, with the tip fashioned to look like an anus.
Since when does a house compare to an analmid?
analmid by Lord Shafiyq September 15, 2006
Words you can keep
Analmiser:
From the latin "Anal Misger", Analmiser is a slag word invented by the coolest person ever, Michael (comte de swag). It can also refer to the God or nation of Analmiser, located in the Mediterranean Sea, opposite of where Malta is. Analmiser can also be used in a title, such as the "Priest-Analmiser", or "Godking-Analmiser". Analmiser has a large amount of uses, but is mostly used as a insult, when used as a insult, Analmiser refers to someone who overdoes anal sex in a near troll-like manner, or goblin if you will.
Bro stop being such an Analmiser.
I love Analmiser, do you?
I moved to Analmiser.
I'd never be the Analmiser.

Analmite 

A person with a penis who enjoys burying themselves in another man's anus with their penis. Much like a mite infests a body, an Analmite infests unexpecting men's assholes
Eg.1
"That guy I met last night was such an Analmite"
Eg.2
"If you go down that alley, you might get an Analmite infestation"
Eg.3
"GET OUT OF ME YOU ANALMITE!!!"
Analmite by Barry Bitzone July 13, 2022

John Analmiser

The harbinger of chaos. The founder and legacy of the tribe unmourned. His wrath is what puts fear into the Mojave of Nevada and the Canyon of Utah.
Mr. House: "John Analmiser, you need to do a story mission for New Vegas."
John Analmiser: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"
John Analmiser by Hvovi January 6, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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