Analmite 

A person with a penis who enjoys burying themselves in another man's anus with their penis. Much like a mite infests a body, an Analmite infests unexpecting men's assholes

Eg.1
"That guy I met last night was such an Analmite"
Eg.2
"If you go down that alley, you might get an Analmite infestation"
Eg.3
"GET OUT OF ME YOU ANALMITE!!!"

Analmite by Barry Bitzone July 13, 2022

Analmiser

Analmiser:
From the latin "Anal Misger", Analmiser is a slag word invented by the coolest person ever, Michael (comte de swag). It can also refer to the God or nation of Analmiser, located in the Mediterranean Sea, opposite of where Malta is. Analmiser can also be used in a title, such as the "Priest-Analmiser", or "Godking-Analmiser". Analmiser has a large amount of uses, but is mostly used as a insult, when used as a insult, Analmiser refers to someone who overdoes anal sex in a near troll-like manner, or goblin if you will.

Bro stop being such an Analmiser.
I love Analmiser, do you?
I moved to Analmiser.
I'd never be the Analmiser.

Analmiser by collector of analmiser January 29, 2022

John Analmiser

The harbinger of chaos. The founder and legacy of the tribe unmourned. His wrath is what puts fear into the Mojave of Nevada and the Canyon of Utah.

Mr. House: "John Analmiser, you need to do a story mission for New Vegas."
John Analmiser: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"

John Analmiser by Hvovi January 6, 2022

Analitest 

When your don't see your self doing a damn thing but be anal about everything

Hey champ what are you going to be doing today??
Not a damn thing I have analitest....

Analitest by Stacyskendall August 12, 2022