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anal seapage by jakorz May 16, 2011
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Anal Seapage Leak
Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.
*A stranger connected, say Hi*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
Anal Seapage Leak by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010
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When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.
My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
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Anal Seepage
Anal Seepage by Tino'slittlesecret April 11, 2009
anal seepage
n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.
"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."
anal seepage by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004
Anal Seepage
Anal Seepage by Name1ess June 9, 2018
anal seepage
Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!
I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.
anal seepage by Pete November 1, 2004
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