anal seapage

the seapage of anal fluids dripping out of the anus

ew look at all the dripping liquid shit in his ass its anal seapage.

by jakorz May 16, 2011

Anal Seapage Leak

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

anal seepage tampon

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.

My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Anal Seepage

When anal fluid slowly rages out of the butthole.

Hey, man I heard you had a bad case of anal seepage.

by Tino'slittlesecret April 11, 2009

anal seepage

n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.

"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."

by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004

Anal Seepage

The act of losing liquid from your anus due to medications or too many dicks.

Kyyyle suffers from anal seepage and a sandy vagina

by Name1ess June 9, 2018

anal seepage

Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!

I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.

by Pete November 1, 2004