A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.

Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"
Scott: "You scare me dude!"

anal muff by psiscott April 26, 2006

anal muff mole

Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.

'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'

anal muff mole by mtotheo February 1, 2005

anal muffin

During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.

I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.

anal muffin by Big Ray April 2, 2005

anal muffing

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole

Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!

anal muffing by MaryvilleGoSaints November 6, 2013

anal muffin

Shorthand reference to penetration of the anus by or with a penis that is attached to a muffin, as seen in the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin" (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun). The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.

1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026