anal finger
anal finger by gabekrispy23 June 19, 2014
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five finger anal death punch
Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
five finger anal death punch by jedarus May 19, 2009
Anal fingering
Anal fingering is where a man or women stick there fingers (or there fist if they are analy fisting themselves) in there anus and start to move in and out like people do during sex. It may be classed as a firm of Masterbation.
Fred: I was so embarrassed last night!
Bob: Why?
Fred: Coz my girlfriend walked in when I was anal fingering myself!
Bob: Haha, well that failed!
Bob: Why?
Fred: Coz my girlfriend walked in when I was anal fingering myself!
Bob: Haha, well that failed!
Anal fingering by The Describer! April 24, 2014
Anal Finglering
A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.
The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!
Anal Finglering by The Goddess Bunny October 8, 2008
Anal Juice Fingers
The fingers (or rather the smell) that comes from them after gliding them along the crack of the ass. The top part of the ass where sweat accumulates the most is the most ideal spot to turn normal fingers into anal juice fingers.
NOTE: It does NOT smell like faeces, in fact it is only when the anus is completely clean that anal juice smells its finest. Anal Juice Fingers do not go brown, but rather stay clear. If your fingers even have the slightest smell of faeces after gliding them along the crack than they are NOT anal juice fingers.
Good anal juice fingers will smell like pickle brine.
DO NOT lick anal juice fingers, they are for smelling purposes only!
NOTE: It does NOT smell like faeces, in fact it is only when the anus is completely clean that anal juice smells its finest. Anal Juice Fingers do not go brown, but rather stay clear. If your fingers even have the slightest smell of faeces after gliding them along the crack than they are NOT anal juice fingers.
Good anal juice fingers will smell like pickle brine.
DO NOT lick anal juice fingers, they are for smelling purposes only!
After that intense workout I rubbed my fingers along my ass crack and transformed them into anal juice fingers, they smelt delicious!
Anal Juice Fingers by randominfoguy898 March 13, 2011
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