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Anal estimate 

When you give an estimate and pull the numbers from your ass.
The mechanic had no idea what the problem was so he gave me an anal estimate.

anal escapader 

A heroic person who goes on adventures in search of the perfect buttocks in which to see up the anal cavity.
Kyle is an anal escapader. Ashley is staring at so meny butts she must be an anal escapader. Selena thinks kyle is the best anal escapader.
Smart, caring, loving #1 friend everyone needs she is the best girl in school and she's better than the girls who make fun of her they just want to be her. she's always her self she will always be her self nomatter what people say shes Awesome.
Brenden's gf forever they will always be together no one can change that Brenden+Analese =FOREVER
Analese by Riah Pop February 12, 2017
'Anal-eez'
The language spoken by self-important idiots.
Similar to talking shit, but much more annoying.
Agatha: "Betty was talking out of her arse again today."
Agnes: "Fuck, that bitch is FLUENT in analese."
Agatha: "Let's pat her."
Agnes: "Right-o, I'll get the laxatives."
analese by MEFF February 13, 2009

Analessional 

It is a cross between anal-retentive and professional. It is when someone takes the notion of being "professional" to such an extreme that it becomes a hindrance and makes them look like a total douche.
"Why does Chris want me to rewrite that memo again? He is so analessional, I already rewrote it five times."
Analessional by kevlar0076 August 27, 2009
Analesa is a sexy girl. She's hot, gorgeous, flawless, and can't forget, sexy! Everyone loves her personality and the way she acts. Fuck with her and she'll fuck you up. She's a hot dancer, a hot kisser, a big flirt, and a sexy dancer but, definitely not a whore. She demands the best and she gets the best.
See that girl over there, she's an Analesa, I want her!
Analesa by Idk dddd January 8, 2012