Definitions by moreaveragethanmost

elsa or anna 

"Elsa or Anna" is what you ask your bro when they have a new girl. Elsa is a girl who is a lot of fun to be with but is crazy and has baggage. Anna is the kind of girl you let your parents meet and would make a good wife.

Dude1: "I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks now"
Dude2: "Elsa or Anna?"

elsa or anna by moreaveragethanmost July 6, 2021

Shartworms 

When you have hot snakes and a small one leaks out as you are trying to pass gas.

Bro, I have to change my underwear before we go. I had some shartworms leak out just now

Shartworms by moreaveragethanmost April 15, 2021

Anal estimate 

When you give an estimate and pull the numbers from your ass.

The mechanic had no idea what the problem was so he gave me an anal estimate.

Anal estimate by moreaveragethanmost March 17, 2020