Anal Booger

A piece of poop inside the anus that has not seen light so it turns green like a booger when it finally is dislodged.

I had been feeling constipated for the past few days. I had a few big anal boogers.

by Ilikepootang August 15, 2009

anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo

x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you

by anal specialist November 26, 2020

Anal Boogers

When you poop and its not hard but not soft and its in the middle and its sticky.

Damn dude! That black dude left anal boogers all over the toilet.

by Lil Murkz October 31, 2008

anal-virginity boogeyman

A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.

Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?

Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.

Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 5, 2005