Anal Boogers

When you poop and its not hard but not soft and its in the middle and its sticky.

Damn dude! That black dude left anal boogers all over the toilet.

by Lil Murkz September 19, 2008

Anal Booger

A piece of poop inside the anus that has not seen light so it turns green like a booger when it finally is dislodged.

I had been feeling constipated for the past few days. I had a few big anal boogers.

by Ilikepootang August 16, 2009

anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo

x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you

by anal specialist November 26, 2020