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anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles
I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought
I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.
Anal blockage by Slip.Gypo January 2, 2021

anal blockade 

Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.
James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.
anal blockade by Trxllxd May 29, 2022

black anal 

When you shove two fingers in your ass and then give someone a fishook using those same fingers, then punching them in the face
Tom: hey man theres no way you are giving me another one of those black anals...

betty: see now you know why i hate the ATM! BAM!
black anal by willie nobot September 18, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026