anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

by NakedHelper January 12, 2014

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought

I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.

by Slip.Gypo January 2, 2021

anal blockade

Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.

James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.

by Trxllxd May 29, 2022

black anal

When you shove two fingers in your ass and then give someone a fishook using those same fingers, then punching them in the face

Tom: hey man theres no way you are giving me another one of those black anals...

betty: see now you know why i hate the ATM! BAM!

by willie nobot September 18, 2006