an ashley
an ashley by Ch!ck3n L!ttL3 February 11, 2009
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Pulling an Ashley
(Verb)
When a girl usually named Ashley stops talking to whoever is trying her at the moment for a whole month.
When a girl usually named Ashley stops talking to whoever is trying her at the moment for a whole month.
For example: Emily is fucking trying me rn so I’m this close to pulling an Ashley and as of now I will not talk to her until december 1st.
Pulling an Ashley by Lil Kiwi October 31, 2019
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Doing an Ashley
1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.
2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.
Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.
See also "ashley".
2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.
Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.
See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."
Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"
2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"
2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
Doing an Ashley by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010
pull an ashley
EX:
Helen: okay, that dress is way too slutty for you to wear out
Georgia: oh! you really think so? i didn't even notice how short it was...
(later that night)
Georgia: Helen was bitching about my outfit just because i'm skinnier than her
Sammy: don't pull an ashley, you do look like a slut.
Helen: okay, that dress is way too slutty for you to wear out
Georgia: oh! you really think so? i didn't even notice how short it was...
(later that night)
Georgia: Helen was bitching about my outfit just because i'm skinnier than her
Sammy: don't pull an ashley, you do look like a slut.
pull an ashley by dmm1994 January 8, 2012
pulling an ashley
pulling an ashley by sailorrrrrrr September 5, 2018
Dropping an Ashley
(v.) The act of defecation, with noticeably larger quantity of fecal matter as well as a nefarious odor that is reminiscent of turpentine mixed with onions
Dropping an Ashley by thzwhzshsd June 5, 2010
Pulling an Ashley
(Verb)
When one remembers every detail, even those excruciatingly minor which take place in a conversation only to bring them up later. ESPECIALLY when attempting to find a conflict or wish-washiness (often used when no conflict or wish-washiness is actually present).
When one remembers every detail, even those excruciatingly minor which take place in a conversation only to bring them up later. ESPECIALLY when attempting to find a conflict or wish-washiness (often used when no conflict or wish-washiness is actually present).
Boy: That girl is cute.
Girl: You told me I was the most beautiful girl in the world!
Boy: You are, I just said she was cute. But you are beautiful.
Girl: I'm sorry, I was pulling an Ashley.
Boy: It's okay Ashley, its not your fault. Blame your parents for naming you Ashley.
Girl: You told me I was the most beautiful girl in the world!
Boy: You are, I just said she was cute. But you are beautiful.
Girl: I'm sorry, I was pulling an Ashley.
Boy: It's okay Ashley, its not your fault. Blame your parents for naming you Ashley.
Pulling an Ashley by jfivethekid April 8, 2010
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