ampadicktreus

when you are able to jurk off with both hands

Joey watch this...

Hey you can jurk off with both hands your magical.

you must be ampadicktreus.

ampadicktreus by joeyacocksuckingbitch March 31, 2010

Ampidicktrous

Having the ability to be able to jack off with your right, or your left hand.

"oh i don't have a preference to which hand I jack off with, I am ampidicktrous"

Ampidicktrous by NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH U November 6, 2015

ambadicktrous 

An ambidicktrous person is one who primarily masturbates with their non-dominant hand the most often.

Nah, I'm ambadicktrous, so don't go full stranger anymore, but when I'm atug'n on me sack-and-janky, I use mi lefty, tho I'm right-handed, bruh!

ambadicktrous by Janky Dangermen December 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008